There are no Rabbi or rutabagas here. I'm just warning you know so if you happen to be searching for Rabbi/ root vegetable jokes, you've come to the wrong place.
There is, however, a rant.
So I just placed a hold on a couple of books from my local library, and the database was just fine with Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell, and the Audio Book for Speaker of the Dead by Orson Scott Card (for my husband), but then when I placed a hold on Kiera Cass's The Selection a note came up that read, "The holds are held in a public space where other people can see your name connected to this book, are you sure you would like to proceed?"
And I'm like, "Yes, I know it is a distopian version of The Bachelor, but I don't judge you for your choices, Library Database. And I could, (because how difficult would it be to search for the author the way it appears on the book?) but Cass, Kiera and I will be very happy together. Thank you."
And thus ends the rant.